How do you spell Ham?

Yes dear people how do you spell Ham, like the food you eat that comes from a piggie? 

Well our growing, almost 16 year old, honor sophomore student, ankle healing nicely, starting to run and exercise, right now out sled riding Rhino son spells it…..

HAMB!

Crazy child was reading the “options for supper” list the other night and on it was written “hamb” short for hamburgers and as I have my head in the chest freezer this is the conversation that ensued:

R: “mom, ham sounds good for dinner”

M: “Bud we don’t have any ham”

R: “it’s on the list”

M: “must of been from weeks ago and I forgot to cross it off *then brain starts to activate*.  Christian we haven’t had ham in forever!”

R: “i’m telling you it’s on the list”

M: *now I’m getting frustrated and the light dings* “Christian are you reading h-a-m-b?”

R: “yea ham!”

M: *laughing now hysterically* “Bud that’s short for hamburgers!  How the heck to you spell ham?”

R: “H-A-M”

M: *giving one of those looks “DUH!!!! Oh boy my honor student can really spell”

R:  “i’m not going to live this down am I?” *now he’s laughing too*

M: “no boy you’re not.  This is a story to be blogged about and to be told to your children and wife someday!”  MUAHAHAHA!

So yes people the education is not what it’s cracked up to be now-a-days and ham is now spelled H-A-M-B!!